impressions

I have never felt so insulted by a police officer in my life. Sure, many are rude and stupid, but this one.. he was just filled with all kinds of motherfuckin bullshit.

I always enter my building from the front, but since all the streets were blocked off for a movie shoot, I went around the building until I got the chance to talk to an officer about my issue. I told him that I didn’t have a gate key and that I had to enter the building from the front. He kept telling me that next to “that white truck, there’s an entrance. M’am, do you understand? How many times do I have to tell you miss, there’s an entrance on the left side, next to that white truck.”

Uh, no fucking shit there is. One problem, I don’t have the fucking gate key! I repeatedly told him, nicely, that I needed to go to the front because I didn’t have the key, but he wasn’t even listening to me! He kept giving me attitude so I just said “Okay” and drove through.

I drove up to the corner where I needed to turn, but a swarm of people were standing there. I assumed it was where they were shooting their scene and whatnot. I just sat in my car until one of the workers with a clipboard came up to my window and asked what I was doing. I told him politely, and he asked people to move aside for me. In my head, I thought, “Finally! and aw, he’s so nice!”

Right when he asked people to move aside for me, the same officer I spoke to before, drove up to us and yelled at me, “M’AM, I have told you five times, the gate is back there! You weren’t listening to what I was saying!” He turns his head to the worker and says, “These people, they just do what they want to do. They just don’t listen!”

Was that supposed to be a racist comment?! Right then and there, I literally screamed back at him saying “I know there’s a gate back there but I have told you before, I DON’T HAVE THE FUCKING GATE KEY OFFICER!! I have told you again before that I NEED TO GO THROUGH THE FRONT BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW! If you can just show me,” and then he cut me off. He tells me to back up my car. I argue with him some more. He tells me not to back up but to turn my car around instead because he probably thinks I’m some lame, poorly-skilled asian woman who can’t properly back up carefully between the row of cars I just drove through. Bitch, please, I can back up JUST FINE. I’m just not moving because you’re not fucking listening to what I have said multiple times.

I turn around and wait next to the gate. He drives up to me and says “See, the gate is right here.” I yell at him with attitude saying, “So, are you going to open this fucking gate for me?” He replies, “Oh, I thought you had the key.”

MOTHERFUCKIN BITCH, ARE YOU FO’REALS?! #@#!$#@!@#!!!!

He finally took me around the building to get to the front. It took me almost an hour to get home, including the 20 minute argument with the officer. I’m still pissed. I have so much fucking shit to get done and this is not how I wanted to start off my day.